The only thing missing is that I eat candy corn one color at a time, then remember it sucks.
^^
candy corn does suck.
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For elves or tooth fairies: cheerios dipped in chocolate, then sprinkles, confectioners’ sugar or cheerios rolled in cinnamon sugar.
I’m a sucker for clever ideas.
Mama and baby hedgehogs! Hooo my god. (via)
What’s that Aaron Paul? You got un-engaged and you’re coming to Chicago tomorrow for my birthday to ask me to marry you?!? OK.
You’re pree cute, but why are you eating your sweater?
“Nuh uh, you can have a Coke.”
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